It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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