.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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