Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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