Dual....:-)
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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