This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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