tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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