just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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