He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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