so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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