I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
