No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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