Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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