Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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