1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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