I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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