i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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