what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i drank out of a bidet.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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