Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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