That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I don't deserve a penis
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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