So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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