Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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