Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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