the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
