he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Randomize