Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I intend to get homeless drunk
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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