What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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