we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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