areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
