from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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