I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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