I'm drive I can fine osifer
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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