I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
