it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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