and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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