they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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