I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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