I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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