the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
pray to the hookup gods
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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