His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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