and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
