Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Drunk is a universal language darling
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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