Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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