Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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