Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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