I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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