i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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