Small penises have feelings too.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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