just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
what day is it and did you see me today?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just want nice things and good sex
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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