the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
