Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I FOUND THE LEGS
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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