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(617): View more from Massachusetts

living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh

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(713): View more from Texas

We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.

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(801): View more from Utah

I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"

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(406): View more from Montana

She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year

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(206): View more from Washington

I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?

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