I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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