I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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