I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just blew my weed a kiss
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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