Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That accounts for only three of the penises
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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