just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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