super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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