Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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