He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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