Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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