saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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